49 Funny Administrative Assistant Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Administrative Assistants have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Administrative Assistant Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Administrative Assistant quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Administrative Assistant
2.I'm a Administrative Assistant. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Administrative Assistant
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Administrative Assistant Voice
5.Administrative Assistant. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Administrative Assistant, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Administrative Assistant Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Administrative Assistant and Shit
9.I'm a Administrative Assistant. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Administrative Assistant. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Administrative Assistant. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Administrative Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Administrative Assistant
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Administrative Assistant.
15.I'm a Administrative Assistant. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Administrative Assistant Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Administrative Assistant
18.I Am a Administrative Assistant. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Administrative Assistant Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Administrative Assistant Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Administrative Assistant Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Administrative Assistant. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Administrative Assistant.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Administrative Assistant.
25.Amazing Fucking Administrative Assistant
26.I'm That Sexy Administrative Assistant Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Administrative Assistant. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Administrative Assistant for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Administrative Assistant Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Administrative Assistant
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Administrative Assistant One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Administrative Assistant.
33.Future Administrative Assistant
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Administrative Assistant. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Administrative Assistant
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Administrative Assistant
37.Coffee Gives Me My Administrative Assistant Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Administrative Assistant
39.My Heart Belongs to a Administrative Assistant
40.Retired Administrative Assistant. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Administrative Assistant. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Administrative Assistant by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Administrative Assistant Looks Like
44.I'm a Administrative Assistant. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Administrative Assistant and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Administrative Assistant by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Administrative Assistant by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Administrative Assistant
49.Arguing With a Administrative Assistant is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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